Robbie: Wise as Shit #2: Valentine's Day

On Valentine's day, give her flowers for a pleasant evening of amorous fun.

Just make sure you got Jonah his coffee first or he'll start banging on your window mid-coitus and won't. leave. me. alone.

Return of Robbie: Wise as Shit #1

You know what they say about pissing into the wind?

Completely wrong if your legs have been stung by a jellyfish.

Robbie, OUT!

(remember these? well... they're back. any time I think of peculiar, pointless and unfunny wisdowm, I'll have the wise as shit Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson say it, pretending that it's genius all the time. And you'll NEVER KNOW!)

100th Post: Robbie Robertson

100 posts in and what have we learnt?

From Wikipedia:

Robbie Robertson (born 5 July 1943 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada) is a singer-songwriter, and guitarist. He is best known for his membership in The Band. He was ranked 78th in Rolling Stone magazine’s list of the 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time.

as such:

Robbie Advice: Rolling Stone Magazine DON'T KNOW SHIT! I AM THE BEST GUITARIST/PAPER EDITOR EVER! Don't you mess with me boy!

Happy 100 posts! One day we'll be funny! Or informative! Or less offensive! Or less cruddy! Or less lazy! (Ad Nauseum)

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Expect more of those (and for the banner to get prettier) over time.