Showing posts with label Wise as Shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wise as Shit. Show all posts

Sunday, 14 February 2010

Robbie: Wise as Shit #2: Valentine's Day

On Valentine's day, give her flowers for a pleasant evening of amorous fun.

Just make sure you got Jonah his coffee first or he'll start banging on your window mid-coitus and won't. leave. me. alone.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Return of Robbie: Wise as Shit #1

You know what they say about pissing into the wind?

Completely wrong if your legs have been stung by a jellyfish.

Robbie, OUT!


(remember these? well... they're back. any time I think of peculiar, pointless and unfunny wisdowm, I'll have the wise as shit Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson say it, pretending that it's genius all the time. And you'll NEVER KNOW!)